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announcement WGMD

Hey Now, time for an announcement!

Beginning Monday, June 22nd the Don Geronimo Show
debuts on WGMD fm 92.7fm, Mon-Fri 9am-12n.

Calls, bits, and most of the crap you've already heard.
Plus I get to be the lead in for Rush.

Thrilled I am. See you on the 22nd at 9am!



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New Blog: Opinions Are like A- Holes

Happy Wednesday. Opinions are like a-holes. Everyone's got one, and here's more than one of mine. Opinions, that is. 


DAVID CARRADINE   I was never a fan and am only mildly interested in the sex toys he bought in the weeks before his untimely death. 
ADAM LAMBERT   He's a gay. This is news to who? Only real news is the fact he was hot for Kris Allen.
NEW iPHONE   Thanks for continually making my overpriced 1st generation iPhone outdated and slow.
WILL FARRELL:  I guess he should have dropped his pants in Land Of The Lost. Otherwise, no one goes to his movies. The hype left the stench of the flop in the air. I'm smelling the same odor with all the promos for the Jack Black caveman movie.
THE HILLS: Never have seen it. Don't understand Spencer and his dumb wife. Are we that low that these two count as gossip fodder? At least Paris Hilton gave us a good sex tape.
NASCAR DRIVERS:   Kyle Busch pretended he was Pete Townshend and smashed a Guitar trophy after winning a race in Nashville. B-F-D. Get your collective panties out of the crack of your behinds over this one. And hows about Jeremy Mayfield? Drug tested, came up positive for meth. Doesn't he know that speed kills?
THE HANGOVER: Loved it. Saw it last Friday afternoon in a nearly empty theatre. Word of mouth reminds me of Something About Mary. Nice when an underdog movie does well that's not named Slumdog Millionaire.
THE CLIMATE CONTROL BATTLE: One minute it's 80. next it's 50. Windows open, it's too too hot, AC on. Rain. Now it's cool, so windows open and AC off. Until the next thunderstorm. If only my house was like my car. I leave the windows open and AC on all the time. Maybe I should live in my car?
BRETT FAVRE: The Vikings continue the dance. I think he'll end up in Minnesota, but even I am tiring of the drama. The fact his family bought a block of 30 seats and hotel rooms in Green Bay for the November 1st game vs Minnesota says they all have bad poker faces.
BLACK EYED PEAS: Love the new record. Boom Boom Pow.
That's all from opinion corner.





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June 10th 2009

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Blog TV RADAR

I have many talents.

Many of them are 100% unmarketable, such as this one. 
Tee Vee Radar. I've got it.
Don't get me wrong, I watch a lot of tv. Love it. 
But I'll tune in to watch a specific show or game, and find during a commercial I flip to another channel, quite often just at random. A way to fill the two minute, twenty second breaks most shows run.
That's where the Tee Vee Radar thing comes into play.
For instance:
Saturday night.
 We're watching the Pens-Red Wings game in the living room. During the first intermission, I flip to Fox News Channel. Hardly a regular choice of mine.
Yet, I've stumbled upon the Mike Huckabee show. And Kathie Lee Gifford is his guest. For ten minutes I listen to her prattle on about her phony life. She ends the segment by talking about how Paul Newman kissed her hand. She then gets down on her knees and offers to kiss Huckabee's hand.
I think to myself, what's she doing on her knees?


Sure does look like a porno you'd rent in a Holiday Inn. She looks about ready to gobble his gonads. I froze the screen, took a pic and posted it on Twitter.
 "KLG gives Huckabee Oral."
And we got back to the hockey game in plenty of time.

Last night, I was watching the Lakers/Orlando game. And switching back Fox waiting for the great Family Guy 420 episode. When I switched over to the Tony's for a monent, I saw Brett Michael take a header as he left the stage.


I didn't post the video, but I sure did see it live. I even Twittered about it, as if to time stamp the moment.
How pathetic!
I live for the next car chase in Southern California. Or for when Paula Dean talks about her "oily leavins." 

Gotta go. ESPN just announced the Vikings have set a Friday deadline for Favre to show up or forget it.
It's a gift, to get these nuggets in small doses of television. A totally worthless gift.

Here's a candid shot of me enjoying some coffee, waiting for the big screen to warm up.




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June 8, 2009

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blog: Watching People At The Movies


Just today we went to the theatre to see a new release. "The Hangover" is really funny and I highly recommend it. 
Before the movie, we stood behind a couple in the concession line.
They were bickering. Sniping. Back and forth.
Not really.
It was pretty much her unloading on him.
And after each little dig, she'd turn around and do a little "pull-my-self-together" routine, where she'd tuck in her shirt, breathe heavily through her mouth, then apply some Chap Stick.
During which, he'd actually mumble insults about her to the people standing behind him in line, which included us.
I wish I could tell you what the hell he was saying.
It was just a bunch of mumbled insults, tossed out wherever he happened to be looking. And he looked pissed. Until she turned around, then he was either silent, or taking another ration.
Janet and I watched them, like everyone in line was. It was really quite a opening act.
After a bit of back and forth, they got their food and left for their movie. We laughed about it with the dim witted attendant, who Janet later asked a question about the difference between prices on whatever the popcorn/Pepsi combos are.
Thankfully, we don't snipe. I just leaned in and whispered, "I don't think he knows basic math. Just buy the first one."
My wife laughed and paid. Ain't she great?
As we entered theatre 8, Janet heard them.
"Oh Lord. It's them! Listen, he's letting her have it!"
Sure enough, we walked in and had our dibs on just about any seat we wanted. It was a 1:00pm Friday showing, and not exactly the toughest ticket in town to get.
He was giving it back to her. It could have been heard from just about any seat in the near empty theatre.
Yet my radar said SIT NEAR THEM. So we did.
Directly behind them.
They moved!

To another theatre, we think.
Hope it wasn't something we said.
Too bad, he seemed to be fighting back.
Janet says he was making a fist about which movie to see. He didn't want to go to "The Hangover."
We and the four punks who texted during the entire movie thought he was a lot like one of the characters in the film.

Have a great weekend,


d.
June 5, 2009

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blog: Goodbye Radio & Records





In what I considered a shocking announcement today, Radio & Records, a trade publication since the 1970's announced they were going out of business.

They made the announcement online this afternoon. The last edition will be the on newsstands this week.
In under three hours, their web site went from the usual bells and whistles to this:

http://www.billboard.biz/bbbiz/radioandrecords.html

Since I got into radio 35 years ago, R&R was the bible. 
I would find old copies in the stations I was working at and take them home and read every column, every chart, and every ad.
I found it to be an invaluable way to learn about the industry.
I've got quite a few R&R memories. One of the best involves former Top40 editor, John Leader.
John was a radio guy turned reporter when he took the job at R&R. He essentially became the good will ambassador for Top 40 radio through his work with R&R. He gave a lot of good press to guys who were wearing satin jackets, for God's sake!
 I had been introduced to John years earlier, when he worked in Atlanta at WQXI.
In 1981, I accepted the night time gig at KIIS/Los Angeles. After about six months on the job, I started getting the itch to be a program director (again). 
I was pretty tired of getting hotlined!
Rather to join their ranks, and show 'em how it's done. Plus, program directors had the power. They could actually set the tone and sound for their radio stations.

-Try that today-

So, I get offered a job in Sacramento, California to be the P.D. and afternoon jock at KSFM. 
At lunch with John Leader, he set me straight.
I was good, and talent paid.
A lot more than ANY program director ever would.
He is the first person ever to say to me that a million dollars a year was not out of the question and would be a worthy goal. I was making about $45g at the time.
But he was right.
I stayed at KIISfm (til I was fired!) and never again walked the line of wanting to get into programming.
John's advice was sage, and not what I wanted to hear.
He told me to play to my strengths. He told me most PD's were broken DJ's. He advised me to stay on the air, not to become an off air PD.
He was on the side of talent, and it was not unusual for him to befriend someone he thought had talent and try to point them in the right direction.
He ended up putting the Sacramento job offer in Street Talk, the gossip page of R&R. So I got some mileage out of it, anyway.
He had a national forum, and could have been a total jerk. But he was a radio guy first and foremost, as were most of the people at R&R throughout the years. I again thank him for his friendship.
R&R's longtime Editor, Erica Farber, was my General Manager at WXLO/NY in 1977. She never gave me any sage advice!

R&R was always a safe haven for radio types. Over the years it morphed into a Billboard magazine look and style. But back when it mattered, if you could get something in R&R, you knew everyone would read it. Radio people.

I still have a subscription. Wonder if they're gonna refund the next three months I already paid for.

RADIO & RECORDS.


RIP.


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June 3, 2009

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blog: violent thoughts!



Good morning. I awoke from a long sleep, full of pep and looking forward to the new day at hand. Then I thought about how much I don't like reading/hearing/talking about some pop culture D list celebs.


Subject came up, because Janet and I were discussing that incredibly awful show, "Get Me Out Of Here, I'm A Celebrity." 


We watched it again last night, and I found it to be a bad mixture of Survivor and Celebrity Rehab. Suddenly the idea came to me again. I know I've had it before, but this time it seemed so clear.

Sunday night at 9:00pm on Fox:
Let's Kill A Celebrity!
This ultimate reality show stars Simon Cowell and Donald Trump. A few times a year, we gather the most horrendous overexposed celebrities on the planet...and after a nationwide vote, one of them gets killed on live HD tv!!!!!
Our pilot episode stars!

John & Kate

The Oct-0-Mom



Hedi & Spencer

The annoying clips are shown, and then each of the accused are brought out, in cages. Then the nationwide call to vote is put out.
24 hours later, the votes are counted, and HELLO JUSTICE.
Sit back and wait for the Neilsens to pour in.
It's raining ratings!


It's just a thought, not a sermon. 


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June 3, 2009





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new blog: Conan, Leno & LeBron

CONAN, LENO and LeBron


Blogs are like a-holes. Everybody has one. Or so it seems. This is mine. It's about having class or not having it. 

I'm not a big fan of either Jay Leno or Conan O'Brien. I'm a Letterman guy. Save whatever arguments you have for me on that one. I know what I like, and it's Dave. I do hope that Conan's show lights a fire under the Letterman show. Makes his show work a little harder. 

I've always thought Conan was funny. A lot of his bits are beyond hysterical. I watched his 12:30 show a night or two a week. Can't say just why I never really latched on to it. But he's creative, no doubt. I watched his first Tonight show last night, and thought it was much funnier than Letterman, at least for the first battle of the Titans. His taped pieces are great, and he is working so hard to please, it's hard not to get caught up in the energy. Conan also took a moment to thank Leno, and mentioned the legacy of the Tonight show. 

I never enjoyed the Tonight show with Jay Leno. It was my theory that he got better ratings than Dave because stupid people liked bright lights, loud music and tee-shirts being tossed at them. Show biz ass was kissed a lot.
Overall, pretty lame.
But you could not argue with the numbers. Leno was number one, Letterman was number three...or four. 
After watching Leno's final show Friday night, I was struck how genuine he finally seemed. A nice handing of the baton to Conan, memories of screwing up with Johnny Carson, and a tribute to the people who had worked with him. 
I had planned on watching the prime time Leno show, anyway when it starts in September. Now I will for sure. Good job by Mr. Leno.

And then there's LeBron James. He does not have a teevee talk show. He is the self-appointed best player in the NBA since Michael Jordan.
Dude. When you whore yourself out to every product on earth...when you have a freaking puppet spot airing every 20 minutes...when you slap your chalked hands like you think you're Jesus reincarnated before every game...

YOU HAVE TO STAND AT THE PRESS TABLE AND ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS.

AND YOU SURE AS HELL SHOULD SHAKE THE HANDS OF THE TEAM THAT JUST KICKED YOUR PUPPET ASS HOME. AGAIN.


Hey Now. That's some big letters there. 




Let's hear it for the real winners.


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June 2, 2009

PS: Jimmy Fallon sucks monkey balls..

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summertime means beach time



Hello from the Atlantic Ocean! I come to you today, toes akimbo in the frothy sea suds with a few photos of celebs also enjoying beach time, as I am.


Here's VP Joe Biden. Next in line. One breath away.
JESUS CHRIST, man! You're no Obama. Keep that shirt on at the Jersey Shore.

And here's Mrs. Gizelle Brady getting some stinky fingers.

Do you think Tom Brady has been there?

And howz about everyones favorite tv shrew? Kate Goosewhatever.
I can smell her venom through the screen.
PS: Herschel Walker wants his thighs back.

Okay, that's my missive from the sandy beaches of OC.
Have a great day and enjoy the weather if you can.

Here's one more gigantic lard butt.


You can bet that pool smells like ass.
I know you wish that photo was bigger.



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June 1st, 2009






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quickie: review of unseen movies this wknd



Quickly, before you pay $$$ to go to the movies. here are my reviews of the two new offerings this weekend!


Remember, I have NOT seen either movie. But I have seen the ads.

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Grade: A


Latest from Pixar. Looks great. Funny, not preachy. Great visuals. Eat one, "Ice Age."  This is better than Nemo or WALL-E. Plus you'll see the trailer for Toy Story 3. If you can sneak a beer into the theatre, it might even be better. This movie really looks promising. I'll see it next week. Based on my review.

DRAG ME TO HELL
Grade: B+


Directed by the Spiderman guy. Looks like it might be better than the run of the mill strangler/horror teen angst flicks. It doesn't have the "NYPD Blue" camera angled quick shots or the 'angry' rock ballad soundtrack. Plus, the title tells me that there's something good happening here. Again, beer may enhance your viewing pleasure.
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As you can tell, I have the unique ability to actually grade these movies without seeing them. If all the reviews were bad, the bit would have no legs.

Occasionally there's a good choice of films. That weekend is now. You're welcome.

Until Next Time...See You At The Previews.




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May 31, 2009

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new blog: Brother Jim

Since I started writing this blog, most requests I get  as far as topics are for either: my wife, kids, grandkids, extended family...and my brother, Jim. (Pictured above with an amazing pet trick)



As our Dad referred to him, "The Damn Dummy." Here's the Earthdog in OC last Spring.




I wish I had a bunch of stories to dazzle you with about James. Truth is, since I've not been working, we talk more than ever. He knows I'm pretty much never busy, and he calls from as early at 630am to as late as 1130pm.

Jimbo is a trucker, running routes from Chicago to Detroit to Milwaukee to who knows where. I talk to him about his life, his family, and his obsession with stone gardens and Harleys.

He hasn't had a lot of crazy "Jerry Springer" type moments recently. And that's good, I think.

He listens to me when I need to chat as well. And he finally has given in to my peer pressure :), and starting smoking cigars. It hasn't taken much time for me to turn him into a total cigar snob. I have taken many calls from Jimmy after he's had to deal with his wife after they get the credit card bills to pay for his habit. I offer support. 

I don't give him current events quizzes or ask him states & capitals , like I used to on the radio.

But for the purposes of this blog, I did ask him the following three questions for your consumption:

1) Who is Susan Boyle?
2) Your feelings on the latest Supreme court nominee?
3) Who will win at NASCAR this weekend?

Answers below!
Jim is a good man , and a better brother. There's your update.



d.
May 31, 2009



the Jimmy Quiz Answers:

1) No idea
2) Not much
3) #24 Jeff Gordon



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